Turkey Decoys
‘I kill a tom every year over my $12 Wal Mart turkey decoys’, said the man who has driven his car with the mini spare on it to and from the trailer park to the VFW each day for the last 3 years.
‘I don’t hunt over decoys, it’s not fair’, said the man who runs a 23 foot bass boat with $6,000 in electronics so he can catch panfish with his cane pole.
‘I won’t use a China made Turkey Decoy’, the man typed on his Samsung smart phone while driving his Toyota.
‘Those turkey decoys are too expensive’, said the dude with the $180 sunglasses.
‘I don’t use turkey decoys or calls’, said the guy who secretly sits over 50 lbs or corn during turkey season.
‘I like stalking turkeys’, said the guy who stalks things.